The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize