I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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