Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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