OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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