I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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