Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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