i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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