I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
