it wasn't lemon gatorade
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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