My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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