This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die, sorry about rent.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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