They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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