this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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