I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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