So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
