If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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