Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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