I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
this will be a night to untag.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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