Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
