Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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