ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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