You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
