That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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