WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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