did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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