Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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