sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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