hell yes lets make some ravioli
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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