TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
ugly people sure do ruin things
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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