you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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