I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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