fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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