We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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