so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He did a backflip because drugs
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