Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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