yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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