She said her name was "party"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you had me at cake vodka
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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