How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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