This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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