Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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