So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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