Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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