As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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