READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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