Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I need to align my fucking chakras
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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