Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So. Much. Porn.
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