How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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