like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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