Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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