the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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