google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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