it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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