My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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