Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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