i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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